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Funny Short Statuses Hate Quotes & Sayings
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I hate the way you say my name, I hate your funny smile, I hate it when you said that you were staying for a while, I hate your crazy climbing skills; youre always up in trees, I hate it when you promised you were never leaving me, I hate it how you try to talk but nothing comes out right, I hate it when we hung out at my park that summer night, I hate how you told me make a wish, I hate the way you lie, I hate how I liked you so much; I thought I was going to die, I could say I hate these things and wish that they would die, But truth is that I love them baby, so much their making me cry.
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You hate drama, yet you post drama-starting statuses everyday. That makes sense...
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.
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Know this: though love is weak and hate is strong, Yet hate is short, and love is very long
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Know this: though love is weak and hate is strong, Yet hate is short, and love is very long.
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Life's too short to hate people, life's too short to be arguing all the time, life's too short to be ignoring people.
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.
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Be yourself no matter what. Some will adore you and some will hate everything about you. But who cares? Its your life. Make the most out of it!
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Hate is a lot of extra baggage. Life is too short to be mad all the time, it takes too much of your energy and it's just not worth it.
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I don't hate you I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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Life is too short to focus on the things you hate. Focus on what you love to do instead.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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