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Funny Snooki Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Snooki" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?' or 'Snooki's getting married!' What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions. I'm trying to build an empire, because after this I can't get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?
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Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki.
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Snooki is expecting her baby on December 21, 2012. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about...
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Congratulations to Snooki on proving everything every girl's parents ever told them is wrong.
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When I found out that Snooki got a book deal I was more confused than a blind lesbian at a fish market.
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I got a boner.
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FREE SNOOKI!!!
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Let's just get wasty pants.
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Let's have bunny s..!!
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Seriously like who pee's in a bar?
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I swear on my cat's grave.
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I mean if I was a guy, I would f*ck Paula. Hello, she's hot.
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I need a talk show in my life.
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I'm a fu..ing good person!
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Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my a.. asap!
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Every time I get excited I have to poop.
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I haven't had s.. in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!
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I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker!
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