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Funny Snooki Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Snooki" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its awesome! Im scared because if I go under anesthesia, Im scared Im going to be awake the whole time.
Snooki
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I am tanned; I like being tanned, bi...!
Snooki
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I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love my body, especially the badonk.
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I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide in a bush.
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My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
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I dont think I represent anybody. I just go in and have a good time. It just so happens thats the lifestyle here. I dont think Im a role model. Im just a normal person. Im not trying to go out on the show and be like, All right, all the little girls watch me and do this. When I see seven-year-olds, theyre like, Oh, I envy you. Im like, Why? Youre seeing me party. Thats not something you should envy.
Snooki
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I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it.
Snooki
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then you have like Britain in there and England and Italy. -Snooki
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.
Snooki
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.
Snooki
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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