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Funny Snowening To Your Mommy B A Man Quotes & Sayings
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New no limit, mommy no gimmicks, Maybach Benz, mommy jump in it.
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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Man made to suffer and woman to feel pain. Dey .... mi mommy mi sister I say oh what a shame.
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I really want my mom to find a nice older man but I don't trust these fu..ers I'm over protective of my mommy.
Amber Rose
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I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.
Gene Simmons
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Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met? Kids: Are you my daddy?
Don't Be A Menace
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy.
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I cant do whatever I want. Mommy has to say its okay.
Willow Smith
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My mommy is my better half, she's always there when I need her.
Unknown
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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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Each new challenge makes me stronger to being the best mommy I can be!
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So respect me, I'm his mommy. Why would you speak to me that way?
Mama Jones
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Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
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Giving up is not an option when you have someone calling you mommy...
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My mommy always taught me to never ask a woman's age.
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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