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Funny Stalk Quotes & Sayings
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I don't stalk, I investigate.
Unknown
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
Unknown
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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Hot night at the stalk house!
Lo Bosworth
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I do have a passion for theater. But I try my best not to stalk people.
Anna Kendrick
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I don't even have a stalker. I'm just not the guy that people stalk.
Seth Rogen
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I just wanna talk, and conversate. Cause I usually just stalk you and masturbate.
Tyler The Creator
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I still care and think about you, I still stalk your profile, I still tweet about you, I still love you but you just don't know
Unknown
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I've learned...that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life.
Unknown
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I don't stalk. I just update myself on what's going on in people's lives.
Unknown
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Remember when you could mildly stalk a guy? Not anymore, man. They can be at your front door in five minutes. Theres just no mystery now.
Kate Walsh
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The Aries Female is a s..ual predator. She will stalk her prey until he surrenders. No worries he will love the hunt.
Unknown
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No, I didn't stalk you. It was on my news feed. Get over yourself.
Tanya Bianco
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I have better things to do with my time than stalk people I hate on Facebook, but then again I've never been good with time management.
Unknown
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so here's to... the crap we talk, the guys we stalk, the way we shop, laughs we can't stop, the gossip we spill, the looks that could kill, we'll stay together, because we're best friends forever!
Unknown
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You really get the most out of sweet corn if you pick the corn off the stalk and rush it to a pot of boiling water. The longer you wait, the more sugar you lose. But if you get it in the first half hour, that is the sweetest corn ever.
Sam Donaldson
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Here's to the crap we talk, the guys we stalk, the way we shop, the laughs we can't stop, the gossip we spill, the looks that could kill, to havin' each others back, to the next morning gettin' the facts, downin' the beers and spillin' the tears...we'll stay together through the years!
Unknown
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Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness.
Margaret Cho
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