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Funny Sweet 16 Birth Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Sweet 16 Birth" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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Here's to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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Sweet like candy to my soul ~~ Sweet you rock and sweet you roll ~~ Lost for you Im so lost for you
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Sweet like candy to my soul ~~ Sweet you rock and sweet you roll ~~ Lost for you Im so lost for you
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Sweet like candy to my soul ~~ Sweet you rock and sweet you roll ~~ Lost for you Im so lost for you
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
Nightwish
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When I was born I was so shock I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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