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Funny Tanningnny Tanning Quotes & Sayings
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I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.
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I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.
Snooki
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I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.
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The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a ghost. I'm almost as white as my teeth.
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No amount of tanning will ever change how hopelessly white you are.
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I support the health care bill's 10% tanning bed tax as long as I'm not the one who has to tell the cast of Jersey Shore.
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I support the health care bill's 10% tanning bed tax as long as I'm not the one who has to tell the cast of Jersey Shore.
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Tanning is my quiet time.
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Ohhhh Yeahhhhh!!!!! Tanning Yeahhhhh!!!!!
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I'm so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting in a bar.
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Sorry summer's almost over and you're still paler than Julian Assange.
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I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.
Lisa Snowdon
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Nothing goes with a hot tan like a cold Margarita.
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Let's agree to never tell anyone I rubbed suntan lotion on your back.
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I can't decide if a decent tan is worth the possible melanoma.
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They built these little tanning booths for Brooke and I to do nothing but lay down and tan all over.
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Sorry you've reached an age where getting a tan is more life-threatening than awesome.
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Could be outside laying by the pool tanning today, but instead I'm working and I love it.
Kendall Jenner
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