TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Tarot Cards Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Tarot Cards" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
New Year
Technology
Disappointment
Near Year Funny
New Year Cards
New Year Funny
Funny
Get Well
Funny
Sarcastic
Jokes
Life
Awards
It Is What It Is
Girlfriends
Irony
Complicated Relationship
Humor
Baseball
Show more
Good Life
Facebook
50th Birthday
50 Year Old Birthday
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Gambling
Life
Living
Time
Funny Marriage
Marriage
Beginning
Ending
Being In Love
Silly
Witty
Holiday Cards
Managers
Confidence
Witty
Short
Encouraging
Do Not Separate
New Year Cards
Clothes
QUOTES
You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?
H R Giger
16 Likes
Sponsored Links
I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts.
Mark Roberts
1 Likes
We have now seen that there is no particle of evidence for the Egyptian origin of Tarot cards.
Arthur E Waite
1 Likes
I don't really believe in palm readers and crystal balls and tarot cards, but I respond to the need for them.
Stephan Jenkins
0 Likes
I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.
Lee Ryan
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright
6 Likes
I had this crazy job, though, when I first got to Los Angeles...I answered this ad in the back of the newspaper to be a telephone psychic, and I did that for two days. I called up this guy, and...this is how hard it was to get this job: He said, 'So, uh, do you feel intuitive from time to time?' And I was like, 'Yea, sure, I feel intuitive.' He said, 'Do you read Tarot cards?' And I said, 'I DO!' and I didn't.
Jenna Fischer
5 Likes
It's so hard. And can I say something? I thought she did a really good job. Everyone reads off cue cards. There were some people saying 'She read off cue cards!' Everyone - the cast members, the host - everyone reads off cue cards. That's how it's done, because they change the script right before, so you have to read off cue cards.
Zooey Deschanel
2 Likes
I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves.
Unknown
97 Likes
New Year quotes
Technology quotes
Disappointment quotes
Near Year Funny quotes
New Year Cards quotes
New Year Funny quotes
Studies clearly indicate that those who get 'Get Well' cards sooner and more often have a 80% faster recovery rate, so I want to wish you a Happy Birthday.
Unknown
305 Likes
Funny quotes
Get Well quotes
Sponsored Links
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
370 Likes
Funny quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Jokes quotes
Like an apparently strict musical form it breaks the five minute whole into its structural parts - a descriptive preamble, the action of taking the cards, the development of the cards' manipulation and the revelation of what has been achieved.
Gavin Bryars
2 Likes
Consular cards were not designed to be identification and no treaty recognizes them as such. Legal travelers, visitors and long-term residents carried passports, visas or green cards for that purpose.
Elton Gallegly
0 Likes
Just because Fate doesn't deal you the right cards, it doesn't mean you should give up. It just means you have to play the cards you get to their maximum potential.
Les Brown
3 Likes
Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.
Voltaire
18 Likes
Life quotes
Sponsored Links
I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play.
Steve Nash
7 Likes
The true Tarot is symbolism; it speaks no other language and offers no other signs.
Arthur E Waite
3 Likes
Winning BET Awards is the equivalent of getting cards with no money in them.
Unknown
36 Likes
Funny quotes
Awards quotes
It Is What It Is quotes
Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.
Unknown
76 Likes
Girlfriends quotes
Irony quotes
Complicated Relationship quotes
Funny quotes
Humor quotes
These smugglers, many of them present in trafficking through my State of Arizona, create false Social Security cards, false green cards, visas and a variety of other fraudulent documents as an essential part of their smuggling activities.
John Shadegg
4 Likes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 04
Amazing
Bad Karma
Beautiful
Being A Man
Being Different
Being Happy
Being Humble
Being In Love
Being Jealous
Being Judged
Being Used
Bible
Birthday
Feelings
Good
Mother
Open Mindedness
Possibility
Trust
Wisdom
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™