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Funny Things In Bday Card Quotes & Sayings
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Its funny how I can tell what kind of a person someone is by what club they choose to celebrate their bday at.
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As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
Adam Carolla
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If in any divination the Tenth Card should be a Court Card, it shews that the subject of the divination falls ultimately into the hands of a person represented by that card, and its end depends mainly on him.
Arthur E Waite
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I never know what to do with bday cards I have a box of them from over the years.
Audrina Patridge
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Theirs nothing I can say that a Hallmark card couldnt say much better...
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You're older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, Happy Bday!
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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