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Funny Thoughts To Write On Bikee On Bike Quotes & Sayings
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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I like to read and write and take pictures and bike.
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to ride a bike without the use of performance-enhancing drugs.
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Money doesn't buy happiness....But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari than on my bike.
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
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Write down the thoughts of the moment. Those that come unsought for are commonly the most valuable.
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To write is to write is to write is to write is to write is to write is to write is to write
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