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Funny To Put On Water Bottle Labels Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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I wouldn't exactly call it 'cooking' but I can make noodles. That means I can boil water, put the pasta in and wait until it's done.
Devon Werkheiser
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I never used to drink water. I am drinking six liters of water every day now. That's the key.
Warren Cuccurullo
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine - everybody drinks water.
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We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.
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By polluting clear water with slime you will never find good drinking water.
Aeschylus
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They say blood is thicker than water only in certain cases you need water to live u learn that in the basics.
Styles P
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Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. fu..ing whale sperm.
Snooki
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My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
Mark Twain
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Take to every Gallon of Honey, three Gallons of water, and put them both together, and set them over so soft a fire, that you may endure to melt and break the honey with your hands.
Kenelm Digby
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Water, water, everywhere, Atlantic and Pacific. But New York City's got them beat, Our aqua is terrific!
Edward Koch
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Getting in the shower and letting the water run down your arms so it looks like you're shooting water out of your fingertips.
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Letting the water run down my arms when I'm in the shower so it looks like I'm shooting water out of my fingertips...
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There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
Erma Bombeck
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I consider it top priority to improve water quality and increase water quantity in my community.
Joe Baca
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First they put away the dealers, then they put away the prostitutes, then they shooed away the bums, and beat and bashed the queers. Turned away asylum seekers, fed us suspicions and fears. We didn't raise our voice, we didn't make a fuss. It's funny, there was no one left to notice when they came for us.
Peyton Sawyer
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I put a bullet into the back of the crocodile's neck just behind the head, thus killing it. If a crocodile is hit in any other part of its anatomy it disappears into the water and is irrecoverable.
Louis Leakey
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I'm fortunate enough with the surfing to be very much at home at the water, my pulse and heart rate are slower in the water than they are on land.
Ryan Kwanten
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That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.
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