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Funny To Start The Day Quotes & Sayings
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Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page.
Unknown
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While you wake up today, someone is breathing their last breath. Thank God for another day. Don't waste it.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is.
Bob Feller
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Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is.
Bob Feller
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Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is.
Bob Feller
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A new day is a priviledge to us so we can start afresh, and forget about the worries of yesterday, take the advantage of a new day and make the best out of it, never let your past destroy what comes of tomorrow.
Blaze Olamiday
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One day I'll rightfully right my wrongs. Start over anew like that one night I was born. Show a girl I really care, one day that pride'll be gone.
Joe Budden
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I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.
Mo Rocca
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Love shouldn't end on Valentine's Day, neither must it start on Valentine's Day.
Terry Mark
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A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
Jack Handey
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May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your life sparkle with a radiance that comes only from happiness. Happy Boss Day!
Unknown
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
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Happy Father's Day to a grandfather I hope to fool into believing I've visited since last Father's Day.
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For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.
Unknown
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When you start becoming really successful, the demons start to tempt you, the demons of vanity and self importance, drug abuse, the feelings of fraudulence. But, it's also a thrill. That's what I found weird. I remember, after I did Dead Poets Society, I went to the Cannes Film Festival. I had my stars in my eyes. I loved getting my picture taken. That's the funny thing, it's a push and pull.
Ethan Hawke
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That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.
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Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating s.. lives of our friends with children.
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My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
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One of the best ways to start off your day on the right foot is to begin your day by thinking about the things you're grateful for.
Senora Roy
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