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Funny Twilight Jok Quotes & Sayings
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You can't breathe until you choke. You gotta laugh when you're the jok.e There's nothing like a funeral. To make you feel alive.
Sixx AM
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I love Twilight. I'm obsessed. Obsessed. I cannot go to sleep without reading. It's so funny because I saw the movie before I started reading them and I thought it was a great movie but I wasn't blown away by how hot Edward was, but now every time I see him on a magazine I'm like, 'AH! I have to get it!' I have to read what Robert Pattinson is doing! Because I'm obsessed with the book...beyond obsessed, probably. I'm gonna be the one in line 30 years from now at a Twilight convention with my fangs on.
Julianne Hough
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Twilight - a time of pause when nature changes her guard. All living things would fade and die from too much light or too much dark, if twilight were not.
Howard Thurman
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I wish the cast of Twilight had to fight in the Hunger Games.
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Twilight showed me it's okay to date underage girls if you're a 107-year-old vampire.
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So can we get a systems go, And blast off like a Satellite, satellite Long till the minus 10, Headed straight to the Twilight Twilight.
BOB
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George gave me such a hard time about shooting Twilight. Whenever I came back, it was like, 'Oh sorry, this isn't the Twilight set. You're not working with Mr. Handsome.' He called Rob 'Mr. Handsome'.
Anna Kendrick
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Out of darkness comes light, a twilight unto the heights. Crown heights burnin' up all through the twilight.
Matisyahu
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For age is opportunity no less than youth itself, though in another dress, and as the evening twilight fades away, the sky is filled with stars, invisible by day.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
Dame Edna Everage
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I venerate old age; and I love not the man who can look without emotion upon the sunset of life, when the dusk of evening begins to gather over the watery eye, and the shadows of twilight grow broader and deeper upon the understanding.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?' It's such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy.
Todd Phillips
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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In the twilight, it was a vision of power.
Upton Sinclair
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I think there are worse things for a teen to be enraptured with than 'Twilight.'
Stephen Moyer
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Love prefers twilight to daylight.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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There's no twilight in the tropics. Night falls like a curtain.
Waldemar Young
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