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Funny Work Status On Face Quotes & Sayings
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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Face down, a.. up, that's the way we............ tie our sho..!
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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Hey I just met you, & this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts. You're face looks tasty!
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Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it...
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I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice...
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I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes.
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