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Funny Your Bed Holding You Hostageuming Quotes & Sayings
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I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
Nikhil Saluja
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I've gone to bed happy, i've gone to bed mad, and cometimes i've even gone to bed sad, but when I go to bed thinking of you, thats when you know i've gone to bed glad
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My bed loves to eat phones and socks.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
John Ciardi
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
Unknown
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Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Melanie Griffith
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The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.
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You told me you'd come when I needed you, and you said it so sweetly I believed you. But I'm standing here calling I can't see you, but I am holding you, holding you, holding you to that.
Nicki Minaj
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed. I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed.
J Holiday
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My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
Snooki
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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Marlene Dietrich
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I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my sho.. off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'
Elliott Gould
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The things holding us back are the things we are still holding on to. To let go of it, PRAY.
Terry Mark
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I'm all alright, I'm all alright, I'm all alright. He played Solitaire in bed. Used to blow bubbles in bed. He sang Christmas songs in bed.
Madeleine Peyroux
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My eight year old loves to cuddle with me. She's always holding my hand. All day, she'll catch up to me and hold my hand. She also just loves to lay on me in bed, she's just really sweet and cuddly and I love that.
Leslie Mann
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George F Burns
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