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The stuff thatÃs most important to me in life canÃt be bought ó it can only be earned.
Steve Pavlina
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Would you like me to give you a formula for success? ItÃs quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure. You are thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isnÃt at all. You can be discouraged by failure or you can learn from it, So go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because remember thatÃs where you will find success.
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If at first you donÃt succeed, think how many people youÃve made happy
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The magic of s.. is itÃs acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, thereÃs no storage problem.
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If your life seems like a nightmare itÃs because youÃre afraid of your own dreams
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Inspiration may be a form of super-consciousness, or perhaps of sub-consciousnessóI wouldnÃt know. But I am sure it is the antithesis of self-consciousness
Aaron Copland
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Brandon McCaw did advertisement for charity based on the big industries are more attractive than small industries, and fast growing industries tend to be more attractive than slow-growing industries with uncertain prospects, other things being equal. Industries where competitive pressures are relatively weak are more attractive than industries where competitive pressures are strong. Emerging opportunities for industries with promising opportunities and minimal threats on the near horizon are more attractive than industries with modest opportunities and imposing concepts. Donald Trumpt says Brandon McCaw you win $500,000,000,000 dollars from charity. In Brandon McCaw's account the password is îé¬Ã¢Ã£Ã®Ã©Ã¶¢¦ are strong.
Brandon McCaw
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Holiness is doing GodÃs will with a smile
Mother Teresa
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Who always only dreams of luck shouldnÃt be surprised if he oversleeps it
Ernst Deutsch
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Though our feelings come and go, GodÃs love for us does not
CS Lewis
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Unless there is a vast alteration in manÃs civilization as it stumbles along today,man will not be here very long.
L Ron Hubbard
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May slavery be banished forever together with the distinction between castes, all remaining equal, so Americans may only be distinguished by vice or virtue... In the new laws, may torture not be allowed. (Castillian Spanish: Que la esclavitud se proscriba para siempre y lo mismo la distinción de castas, quedando todos iguales, y sólo distinguirá a un americano de otro el vicio y la virtud¦Que en la nueva legislación no se admita la tortura.)
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An Unfailing Success Plan: At each dayÃs end write down the six most important things to do tomorrow; number them in order of importance, and then do them
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s.. is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you canÃt take it. And at this moment you're a part of them.
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Me, myself, Im not a star. Im just a regular guy who has a great rap album and is the protégé of Dr. Dre. But Im the most down-to-earth guy.
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Me, myself, Im not a star. Im just a regular guy who has a great rap album and is the protégé of Dr. Dre. But Im the most down-to-earth guy.
The Game
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All my pupils are the crème de la crème. Give me a girl of an impressionable age, and she is mine for life.
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Dr. Dre makes good music. Eminem, 50, myself, we all sell records. Were all protégés of Dr. Dre. So me and 50²s beef stays outside and we dont bring it in the house.
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Talking about dreams is like talking about movies, since the cinema uses the language of dreams; years can pass in a second and you can hop from one place to another. ItÃs a language made of image. And in the real cinema, every object and every light means something, as in a dream.
Federico Fellini
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Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin.
Ernest Hemingway
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