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George Carlin Stock M Quotes & Sayings
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Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day
George Carlin
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Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.
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Always do whatever's next.
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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Think off-center.
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
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I don't give a damn about the stock market. But I do care about jobs.
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The status quo sucks.
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Religion is just mind control.
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
George Carlin
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it
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