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Getting Egg On Youre Face Quotes & Sayings
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It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
C S Lewis
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Paparazzi is waiting, cause these bi...es is stall. Now don't you feel a-stupid, yeah, that's egg on your face. If you weren't so ugly, I'd put my d..k in your face.
Nicki Minaj
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Just because youre on the Disney Channel and you always have a smile on your face, they think youre perfect, and its obvious that nobodys life really is.
Demi Lovato
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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You go out and perform every day, so you gotta take care of yourself, health-wise, as far as drinking enough water, getting enough sleep. Youre having after parties every day. Youre on the road, youre messing with women, youre doing this, youre doing that. Its crazy. I mean, it was a great experience, what can I say? I loved it.
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I told Luke, youre young, youre rich, and youre living in Beverly Hills. If youre not having the time of your life right now, I have failed you as a father.
Bill Walton
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Look I dont agree with the choice youre making, but youre gonna need Glee, you have 7 months of your youth left and you should enjoy it, and lets face it, in a couple of months that cheerleading uniform isnt gonna fit and were gonna be all you have left, just come back to practice, boys vs girls is fun and we could certanly use your voice right now youre actually a good singer, Quinn, ocationally sharp, but thats because you lack my years of training.
Rachel Berry
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I used to work a lot on food issues and every time somebody predicted that production would be inadequate they got egg on their face a year or two later.
Susan George
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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I'm a genius, take notes, I'll split your egg to the egg yolk. I'll be dead before I be dead broke. Still burn money, my bread toast.
Lil Wayne
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That's the thing with sci-fi and action roles. You have to play the danger as real. If you don't, you end up with egg on your face. You have to commit. You can't think about how stupid it might look without the special effects.
Victoria Pratt
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You know how fighting fish do it? They blow bubbles and in each one of those bubbles is an egg and they float the egg up to the surface. They keep this whole heavy nest of eggs floating, and they're constantly repairing it. It's as if they live in both elements.
Audre Lorde
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
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It doesnt matter if youre self-conscious, if you think youre ugly, if you think youre fat. Youre all beautiful.
Gerard Way
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When you start with a portrait and search for a pure form, a clear volume, through successive eliminations, you arrive inevitably at the egg. Likewise, starting with the egg and following the same process in reverse, one finishes with the portrait.
Pablo Picasso
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If youre young and youre watching this, you guys know what youre up against. Especially if youre a girl. Its s.., right? And even fifty years from now, Im guessing its a still a really big deal. Its awkward and threatening. And thrilling. But, in a way, its like s.. is the easy part. Giving your heart to somebody. thats the scary part.
Peyton Sawyer
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Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton.
Jeff Ross
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