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Glow Condom Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Every time I write something down I check it to see if it has that telltale glow, the glow that tells me there's something there. If it glows, it stays. Everything is either on or off.
Jim Woodring
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Even in the dungeon, I glow. Even if it ain't sunny, I glow
Lil Wayne
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
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If you're going to have s.., use a condom.
Dennis Rodman
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
16 Likes
Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons
Tracey Emin
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Its fu.. the world, no condom.
Lil Wayne
24 Likes
bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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I'm just so happy to be out of that condom stage of life.
Charlotte York
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He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Bill Brasky
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Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that?
Jenna Marbles
10 Likes
I'll fu.. yo bi... with a Louis Vuitton condom.
Big Sean
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I'm a double XL ni.... Magazine and condom size.
Big Sean
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When someone is HIV-positive and his partner says, I want to have s..ual relations with you, he doesn't have to do that. But when he does, he has to use a condom.
Godfried Danneels
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life
Lady Gaga
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Women need to protect themselves. You put that condom in your purse and save your own f***** life.
Lady Gaga
18 Likes
New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
Unknown
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How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d..k.
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