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Golf Humor Quotes & Sayings
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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron
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Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.
Martin Sheen
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Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands.
Bobby Jones
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A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.
Jack Nicklaus
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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
John Updike
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The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.
Ed McMahon
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I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.
Edward VIII
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Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.
Fuzzy Zoeller
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Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.)
Dave Barry
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going 'there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot.'
Bill Engvall
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
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There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
Jack Nicklaus
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An important skill all leaders must have is a great sense of humor, humor keeps everyone at ease and break the ice between people. An effective leader must also be approachable and open.
Christopher Chan
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Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.
Jim Murray
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The real success in golf lies in turning three shots into two.
Bobby Locke
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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
William Wordsworth
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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
Arnold Palmer
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