TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Got My Certificate Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Got My Certificate" sorted by relevance. 13 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Bitchy
Shit Talking
Insults
I Hate You
Marriage
Friendship
Love
Osama Bin Laden
Funny Osama Bin Laden
QUOTES
Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.
Anna Nicole Smith
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
That awkward moment when you realize Obamas birth certificate was Osamas last horcrux.
Unknown
37 Likes
Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death.
Jennifer Dunn
1 Likes
bi... please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Unknown
508 Likes
Bitchy quotes
Shit Talking quotes
Insults quotes
I Hate You quotes
I used all diligence to arrive at London and therefore I now gave my crew a certificate under my hand, of my free and willing return, without persuasion or force by any one or more of them.
Henry Hudson
6 Likes
Sponsored Links
A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit
Helen Rowland
21 Likes
Marriage quotes
Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.
Ann Coulter
1 Likes
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
2 Likes
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.
David Letterman
2 Likes
You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized. If you live outside the city and you need a birth certificate or some official paper from the government, you have to travel to the city.
Edwidge Danticat
0 Likes
Sponsored Links
No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is different and that your capacity to love and care has miraculously been enlarged with out any effort on your part. It's like having a tiny apartment and somebody moves in with you. But instead of becoming cramped and crowded, the space expands, and you discover rooms you never knew you had until your friend moved in with you.
Steve Tesich
8 Likes
Friendship quotes
No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is just a feeling that your life is different and that your capacity to love and care has miraculously been enlarged with out any effort on your part. It's like having a tiny apartment and somebody moves in with you. But instead of becoming cramped and crowded, the space expands, and you discover rooms you never knew you had until your friend moved in with you.
Steve Tesich
28 Likes
Love quotes
Friendship quotes
Osama bin Laden isn't dead until Donald Trump's seen the death certificate.
Unknown
18 Likes
Osama Bin Laden quotes
Funny Osama Bin Laden quotes
1
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 13
Apathy
Apologies
Apologizing
Apology
Appearance
Backstabbing Friend
Bad Friends
Being Hurt By Someone You Love
Being In Love
Courage
Girls
Heroism
Imitation
Justice
Labor
Motivation
Night
Realization
Self Improvement
Sleep
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™