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He Might Try To Put A Weave In His Nut Hair Quotes & Sayings
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He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Insane Clown Posse
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When yo girl leave me she needs a hair salon, hair weave killer.
2 Chainz
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Extendo clip, extendo roll. When your girl leave me she need a hair salon. Hair weave killer, goin on a trapathon. See I done have more bars than Pakistan.
2 Chainz
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Please explain to me how your 'weave' is nappier than your natural hair...i'll wait.
Unknown
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I have had many hair nightmares. But it's very easy for someone with long hair, you just put it in a bun or put a cute hat on.
Heidi Klum
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Dear Miley, I saw your curly hair, brown hair, black hair, blonde hair, short hair, and I promise to be here to see your white hair.
Unknown
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Why girls act like saying they got natural hair and I got a weave is an insult? That is NOT an insult to me.
Unknown
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Hair weave killer, Kevin heart arouser. Audi A8, told them Audi 5000, uh.
2 Chainz
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Qhen girls with short hair put extensions in and you can see obvious strands where their natural hair ends, what are you doing!?!?
Unknown
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Well our hair is great. Our hair is better than most peoples hair. My hair is better than anyones. Thats the only reason we started the band. Cuz like I cant sing at all but their all like Look at his hair look at his hair! Look but dont touch. I said that to them. I said it straight away, look but dont touch. I had to keep spanking hands, it was dreadful. But in the end they learned the rules that I go by. And now were selling thousands of records.
Oliver Sykes
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Every single aspect of myself, let me put it this way, it's all about trying to incorporate. It's about trying to weave the web and keep everyone happy. And of course, it's about giving value to those people so they continue to sponsor me.
Danica Patrick
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If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut...then you fresh outta fu..in' luck!
Bernie Mac
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I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
Bill Murray
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Everyone, My hair is better then fu..ing anyones! My hair is the reason we started the band, cause I couldnt sing, and they were like, well just look at his hair! and I was like, fine, you can look. but you cant touch.
Oliver Sykes
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Welcome to the strippin' game, partner. Blue, you ain't nothin'. All you do is spin records, that's all you do. Who'd you think you is, DJ Quick? Kid Kapri? Oh, then you must be Jimmie Walker. Blue you ain't nut-zin! You don't deserve nut-zin, you don't get nut-zin. You get what I give you. I got a contract betwinx me and you that say you do what I tell you to do. Therefore, shut the fu.., don't say nothin to me, don't even look at me. Tell you what, you better get on up outta my office and outta my face, before you get swole. -Dollar Bill
The Players Club
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Then you can tell me just how it taste but before I nut I shoot some piss in your face you fu..in coward, tremblin like a nervous wreck. Cause when I caught your ass, you put yourself in check.
DJ Quik
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When no one's looking, I put my hair up, wear pajamas, put my glasses on, like in bed, and watch Finding Nemo!
Kristin Cavallari
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There was this thing written that I had gone into a candle store, and my hair went up in flames because of all the hair spray. First of all, I never have hair spray in my hair, and I've never even heard of this store, and my hair has never been burned.
Nicolette Sheridan
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I do think that it's important for yourself every now and then to put on some makeup, blow out your hair, put in some nice earrings, and get dressed up just for the heck of it and walk around as a reminder that you're as beautiful to yourself as you are to your kids.
Jennifer Garner
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My natural hair looks like someone with wavy hair attempted to straighten their hair and failed at it miserably.
Unknown
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