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It is written, when children find true love, parents find true joy. Heres to your joy and ours from this day forward.
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Grandparents give the best hugs! Heres one to wish you a Happy Grandparents Day.
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Beat that pu... up, beat it down til' your head explode, mammi up, certified; show me how you feel inside, if that condom pop, I aint stoppin; I'm gon come inside.
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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Texting while driving: YOLO Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO bi...es crazy: FOSHO Run n!gga run: POPO
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Snatch fishing is the shit, its illegal but its so fu..ing fun. Heres what it is: its a three prong hook with a weight in the middle, and what you do is, say you go to a dock and see a fish chillin. Drop your hook under him and yank as hard as you can! Dude, its so fu..ing fun! You get him on shore and stomp his ass!
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I would not give a fig for the simplicity this side of complexity, but I would give my life for the simplicity on the other side of complexity.
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Abstinence, being faithful and correct and consistent condom use are the only ways to successfully reach everyone when discussing HIV prevention. I believe that the abstinence message alone does not solve the AIDS epidemic.
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Heres a toast to the future, A toast to the past, And a toast to our friends, far and near. May the future be pleasant; The past a bright dream; May our friends remain faithful and dear.
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I laugh at that because heres a little secret that no Asian actor will ever tell you. Every Asian has to read and has read a role and has performed a role that has required an accent. That is the business you guys have set up for us, all right. Thats just the way its done and thats fine but to me, is my job to make fun of that stereotype, to poke fun at the stupid holes that are supplied to us to be honest and we get ridiculous lines that we audition for all the time.
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Thank you for making our life so special by your mere presence. Heres wishing you a very special day and lots of love & happiness. I love you so much dear mother. Happy Mothers day to you.
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Hi! Im Ally McBeal, homewrecker. Heres my card.
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I don't have to say 'Rap it up' every two seconds, or 'Don't do drugs' every two seconds. They know they're not supposed to use drugs, and they know they're supposed to put a condom on.
Curtis Jackson
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At this time Charybdis sucked down the seas salt water, but I reached high in the air above me, to where the tall fig tree grew, and caught hold of it and clung like a bat; there was no place where I could firmly brace my feet, or climb up it, for the roots of it were far from me, and the branches hung out far, big and long branches that overshadowered Charybdis. Inexorably I hung on, waiting for her to vomit the keel and mast back up again. I longed for them, and they came late; at the time when a man leaves the law court, for dinner, after judging the many disputes brought him by litigious young men; that was the time it took the timbers to appear from Charybdis.
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