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Herpes Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I wanna see how many guys I can bang without contracting herpes. Oh wait, I have herpes so jokes on everybody else.
Jenna Marbles
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Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well? -Fat Amy
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I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
Hunter S Thompson
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I guess, out of all the Greek gods, my least favorite would have to be Herpes. Stay thirsty my friends!
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Yeah, she's a maverick! And I'm going to say this, and please don't take it the way it sounds. But, Sarah Palin to the GOP, this is what I've got to say: She is very much like herpes - she's not going away. Okay? That's it.
Chuck Nice
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Unknown
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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