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How To Pickup A Turd Quotes & Sayings
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I got a new song for you: "Oh you're such a turd, oh yeah a giant turd, and you look like a turd, and you smell like a turd". -Kendall
Big Time Rush
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You can't change a turd into gold.
The Ramones
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School won't pay to fix the brakes on this yellow turd!
RJ Berger
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What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort? -Fat Amy
Pitch Perfect
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Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
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Man I tell what, I felt like A one legged cat try'in to burry turd's on A frozen pond out there. -Tom Anderson
Beavis And Butthead
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my pickup line is "slow down sugar, I'm a diabetic!"
Jonas Brothers
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A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
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Love is blind deaf dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all.
Kahlil Gibran
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Unfortunately my career began in Hollywood, doing a negative pickup for Universal pictures.
Alex Cox
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Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need.
Solomon Ortiz
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Girl, you're like a pickup truck. It takes more than one load to get the job done.
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A great pickup line is one I don't even notice. It has me connecting with you, laughing, having a good time. And that definitely gets my attention.
Jennifer Morrison
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I'm always interested in mixing technology and music. You know, maybe I'll have a MIDI bass pickup at some point, I don't really think that's the direction I would want to go.
Mike Gordon
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There is a lot of good quality music being made and from this tour and the touring we've been doing over the 10 years there has definitely been a big pickup in people showing up, especially in girls 18-24.
John Campbell
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Heres to the girls whose dream date would be lyin' in his arms, cuddling in the bed of a pickup-truck watching the sun set & counting the stars...
Unknown
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I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks. We can't beat George Bush unless we appeal to a broad cross-section of Democrats.
Howard Dean
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You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Jeff Foxworthy
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On weekends, you'd wake up, go to the beach, go hiking, and by the time people in Iowa were drinking beer out of the back of a pickup truck, you were fast asleep.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen
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