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I Dont Have A Brain Im Retarded Quotes & Sayings
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My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.
Eric San
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You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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My brain says get over him he's not worth it, but my heart says dont give up now, this is just the beginning.
Unknown
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Follow your heart, but dont forget to take your brain with you.
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
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I dont know whats wrong with me. My brain doesnt work anymore. I havent any memory. I cant write. All I can do is sign my name.
Robert Pattinson
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
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BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think. That which distinguishes the man who is content to _be_ something from the man who wishes to _do_ something. A man of great wealth, or one who has been pitchforked into high station, has commonly such a headful of brain that his neighbors cannot keep their hats on. In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, brain is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
Ambrose Bierce
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The emotional brain responds to an event more quickly than the thinking brain.
Daniel Goleman
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You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
Mark Russell
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Me no want no Sinsemilla, that would only bring me down. Burn away my brain, no way, my brain is too compound.
Matisyahu
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Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.
Unknown
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No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company.
Alan Turing
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I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.
Frank Serpico
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Let's get retarded, in here...
Black Eyed Peas
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Dont settle, dont give up, dont quit, dont complain, dont stop working towards what you want in life! Just keep working.
Unknown
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Dont make promises you cant keep. Dont give others false hope. Dont break hearts. DONT HURT MY FRIEND. Is that so hard for you to understand.
Unknown
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If you take photographs, dont speak, dont write, dont analyse yourself, and dont answer any questions.
Robert Doisneau
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As many know, brain injury comes in many forms. The two most prevalent brain injuries - stroke and trauma - affect more than 2.2 million Americans, and these numbers are expected to grow.
Allyson Schwartz
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Exact information about the functional significance of the deep sections of the brain is only obtained by working through the brain histologically in serial section.
Walter Rudolf Hess
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