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I Keep Three Hoes But Dont Call Me Santa Quotes & Sayings
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I keep three ho.., But don't call me Santa.
Nicki Minaj
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I keep three ho.., But don't'call me Santa.
Nicki Minaj
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Call me a slut, call me a whor... If you dont like me theres the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put this on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me miss I'm having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. Thats just me, so give me a break. Call me wierd, call me a geek, call me what you want. Im just that unique:)
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
Unknown
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Chris Brown punching ho.., Ochocinco headbutting ho.., bus drivers uppercutting ho.., these ho.. wont be acting up much longer!
Unknown
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In a relationship or not ho.. always gonna be ho.....dont get it twisted.
Unknown
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Rick Sutter
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ho.. Dont Ruin Relationships, They dont even Affect them. aRelationship is what the couple makes it
@Mrz_Tweety
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
Bob Phillips
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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I burn big everyday, nothing but the b..., I dont cuddle, as soon as I get the ... I'm gone, Im in a class all by myself, I'll whoop ya a.. all by myself, I got white gold, rose gold, yellow gold, platinum, Young h..., old h..., yellow ones and black ones.
Lloyd Banks
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
Bryan Burden
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
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Yes, and let me tell you why. That is the reason why I never wanted to drink and I never wanted to smoke. Because I wanted to be able to perform at any time and at any age if I had to. I wanted to keep my options open because I didnt know what would happen in my career. But I dont know because its really not my call and I dont know when I am going to leave. Whatever He says, I have to go do. It wasnt my call. I didnt know when I was going to come here. How will I know when I am going to leave? I may have thought so. But I dont know what He had planned for me. What He had planned for me was to go further than I would have wanted I had to go.
Roy Jones Jr
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Ima say some shit to make you think I lost my mind, Im the only ni... that could watch the sun and dont go blind, She fine as she wannabe, But she want a check though, Dodging bopper bi...es like them ho.. was working with the law, Back at Shaker, bi...es tried to play me to the left, Now I pick the ho.. I want, And give my ni...s what is left.
Kid Cudi
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Don't call her a 'hoe' just because she moved on, call yourself 'dumb' for letting her go.
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
Stacy Keibler
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Man these ho.. problems. So I fu.. 'em, never call'em.
Tyga
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As a girlfriend you gotta accept ho.. gone be all up in his face but as a boyfriend he better let them ho.. know wassup.
Kirko Bangz
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