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I Want To Sleep In Your Lap Mom Quotes & Sayings
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When you become a mom you just learn how to function sleep deprived and you do get used to it. I came back to work when Finley was three months old and the first few months were rough. Then somehow you learn to exist on no sleep and now when he does upon occasion sleep through the night, which is like a full six hours, you're pretty sure he's suffocating. So you don't sleep anyway.
Holly Marie Combs
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My mom doesnt understand that I need to sleep in the extra five minutes...
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My mom drove like Britney Spears with the steering wheel and me right here in her lap. I'm fine, I turned out OK. We had a Volvo.
Freddie Prinze Jr
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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.
Lin Yutang
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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My mom still tells me not to talk to strangers. Im 22 mom, I dont talk to strangers, I sleep with them.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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Just as a mother finds pleasure in taking her little child on her lap, there to feed and caress him, in like manner our loving God shows His fondness for His beloved souls who have given themselves entirely to Him and have placed all their hope in His goodness.
Alphonsus Liguori
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I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.
Stan Lee
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I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home.
Bobby Rahal
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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You know you're a mother when the smallest wimper from your child can wake you from a dead sleep.
Linda Poindexter
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Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Kevin Hart
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I lived with my mom in a really small apartment. My bedroom was like in the living room. That's why I still love to sleep on couches now.
Alicia Keys
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Of course, I would be depressed sometimes, and my Mom would be worried about me because I would just sleep to escape. Cause I was so scared of being a musician or artist, or whatever you want to call it.
Chantal Kreviazuk
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I can't say that it's something I planned on doing right now, but now that's it's in my lap and it's something I have to deal with, I'm definitely looking forward to being the best mom I can be. My boyfriend Casey has always been good with babies. He's like a big teddy bear, especially around babies, so I think he'll make a great dad. It's a big shock, and scary, but I just want to have a healthy baby and a healthy pregnancy, and I hope everything will fall into place so I can become a stronger person from here.
Jamie Lynn Spears
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
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Sleep is intimately related to health and well being. Sleep well, live well. Don't cheat sleep with caffeine!
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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