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I Wish Vine Had Tivo Who Can Sit Through All That Quotes & Sayings
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I wish Vine had Tivo. Who can sit through all that?
Jimmy Kimmel
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Tivo. Get Tivo. Tivo is great. I love my Tivo. Effortless timeshifting and commercial zipping. I love my Tivo. Tivo is great. Get Tivo. Tivo.
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Tivo. Get Tivo. Tivo is great. I love my Tivo. Effortless timeshifting and commercial zipping. I love my Tivo. Tivo is great. Get Tivo. Tivo.
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Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.
Tim Vine
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I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.
Tim Vine
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CSI is a great show...I was in it! But they are two different animals. There's room for both of us. You know, that's why we have the TiVo.
Kate Walsh
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I'm pretty crazy about the Yankees. When I can't actually watch a game, I TiVo it. I am also a die hard Dallas Cowboys fan. I don't tell many people that because I will get made fun on because I'm from New Jersey.
Nick Jonas
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TIVO executives stand up and say, 'Well, we're not getting rid of commercials, but we are letting them fast forward, because people like commercials, and if they see one that they like they stop and watch it.' I mean, please.
Dick Wolf
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I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
Tim Vine
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Velcro: what a rip-off.
Tim Vine
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I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.
Tim Vine
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Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
Tim Vine
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.
Tim Vine
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
Tim Vine
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The only time I ever think about making a Vine video is when I'm pooping.
Shane Dawson
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Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.
Tim Vine
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I had something called the back of the chair test. Where I sit, we don't sit like you and I do. I can see a sliver right behind them and they come out and they sit like this like god students and they don't touch the back of the chair.
James Lipton
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
Tim Vine
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The vine bears three kinds of g....s: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust.
Diogenes
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