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If A Fat Man Puts U In A Bag Quotes & Sayings
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He sins as much who holds the bag as he who puts into it
French Proverb
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A wise man knows when he has a special lady. He always puts her first, and never puts her last! Once in awhile he buys her roses, and flowers to show romance, and appreciation of having her in his life. Everyday he tells her how beautiful she is, and how much he love's her. He's not only a wise man hes a real man. Because a real man is a gentleman!
Bryan Burden
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
Dave Barry
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
Neal Barnard
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
Susan Powter
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Me on spring break: 1) puts on bikini 2) puts on turtleneck 3) puts on sweatpants 4) crawls in hole 5) stays there
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It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.
Camryn Manheim
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Suicide may also be regarded as an experiment -- a question which man puts to Nature, trying to force her to answer. The question is this: What change will death produce in a man's existence and in his insight into the nature of things? It is a clumsy experiment to make; for it involves the destruction of the very consciousness which puts the question and awaits the answer.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
Kate Winslet
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Roseanne Barr
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Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!
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I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life.
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No excuses for being fat in the 21'st century - You fat girls disappoint me.
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What in the world is in that bag whatchoo got in that. BAG?
Kal Penn
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A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and it's half empty.
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I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.
George Orwell
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A lady when single and looking for a man puts up a guard to see what man is willing to put in a effort to break her guard down. That's the reason why some lady's are so hard to get. Because they don't want to give a man a chance, and end up wasting their time. But if a man not only tells but shows that he can be the man she's been searching for. Then he'll be given a chance to be in a relationship with her.
Bryan Burden
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