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If I Aint Jelly Must Be Jam Quotes & Sayings
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Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Childrens librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? Ill get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid.
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I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong. -Brick Tamland
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One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly.
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The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.
Lewis Carroll
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I have been robbed of three million dollars all told. Everyone today is playing my stuff and I don't even get credit. Kansas City style, Chicago style, New Orleans style hell, they're all Jelly Roll style.
Jelly Roll Morton
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Delicious strawberry jam. That's right kids, people are made of jam.
Morgan Webb
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I don't need all that much - I just need to know who my characters are and what kind of jam they're going to get into, and I'll write myself out of their jam.
Richard Price
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I aint got no time to do no beefin, like Im a vegan. See when its pressure, I aint sleepin, I aint doin no tweetin.
Kodak Black
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Dirty hands aint made for shakin', aint a rule that aint worth breakin'
Miranda Lambert
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I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
John Pinette
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The air aint foreign, then it aint worth breating, if we can understand it then it aint worth reading, if its too cold I'll fly you to another season.
Lupe Fiasco
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Oprah put It on my culture now if that aint wrong. Imus got it from the rhymers now if that aint blown, they gave my man 44 now if that aint long, I put it all on my shoulder now if that strong!
Lupe Fiasco
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I began both auditioning with Pearl Jam and recording for Eleven. In the fall of 1994, I joined Pearl Jam.
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Trying to settle a problem with oratory is like attempting to unsnarl a traffic jam by blowing horns
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It causes what we call a traffic jam upstairs. We've had thousands of requests for copies.
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If a car comes past me in a traffic jam with a boom box going, I jump out of my skin. Those big booming basses. I'm just more sensitive to noise these days.
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I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.
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I aint dead, I aint done, I ain't scared, I aint run, no matter what, no matter what, still I stand.
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I aint dead, I aint done, I ain't scared, I aint run, no matter what, no matter what, Still I stand
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