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If Life A Joke Then Im Waiting Fo Quotes & Sayings
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Waiting, waiting, waiting. All my life, I've been waiting for my life to begin, as if somehow my life was ahead of me, and that someday I would arrive at it.
Camryn Manheim
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
Jason Biggs
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You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it's an emotional scene, you don't want the joke.
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Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.
Dr Seuss
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I used to wonder what I was waiting for, why there was always something that felt not quite right. But when you came into my life, I learned the answer to my question. I was waiting for you.
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Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food in the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call from the one you love.
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
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our answer is waiting for you today. Get up and get to church for a life changing experience. The Word is waiting for you.
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Your answer is waiting for you today. Get up and get to church for a life changing experience. The Word is waiting for you.
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At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport.
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The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for.
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Sometimes what we learn and who we become in the process of waiting is even more important than what were waiting for.
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
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You can't lose what you don't have, and you cant find what you don't look for, sometimes life is not about you waiting for something to come, but you moving towards what was waiting for you.
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I was waiting for a push, waiting for a sign. Waiting for the perfect moment to arrive.
Mark Harris
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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