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If Life Throws You Lemonsbring Out The Tequila!!! Quotes & Sayings
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
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Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!
Tom Robbins
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Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
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Sometimes life throws something to us that makes us laugh, sometimes life throws something to us that makes us cry, but whatever life throws at us we have to stay strong to fight it so as to appreciate our living.
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He who throws away a friend is as bad as he who throws away his life.
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He who throws away a friend is as bad as he who throws away his life.
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I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.
Sammy Hagar
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Life is like baseball...it throws strange things and you just like the pitcher throws that hard baseball...if you miss it the first time you learn from it and then give it all you got and knock it out the park...no matter how hard it is you will knock it out of the park.
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He who throws away a friend is as bad as he who throws away his life.
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take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
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I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters.
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Accept whatever changes that life throws at you because the day will come when there are no changes.
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More important than what life throws you, is your ability to catch the good stuff and avoid the bad.
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Life is NOT Supposed to be Fair. Know that there is no single way that life is supposed to be. Demanding that life meet our expectations is a sure fire recipe for a miserable existence. Life is a game with no rules. Life just happens to us regardless of our best intentions. Our only path to happiness lies in being open to receiving whatever life throws at us - with Gratitude. Have NO Expectations of life.
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Whatever life throws at me I'll take it and be grateful for it as well.
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