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Its So Cold Outside I Just Farted Quotes & Sayings
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Its so cold outside, I just farted and snowflakes came out.
Unknown
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She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, cold, I dare not touch her my hand just froze.
The Rolling Stones
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Have you ever farted and it didn't smell?
Rob Dyrdek
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This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard
Eastbound And Down
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My 'friend' just farted in the car and locked the windows on me. How was your night?
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I want a man who wants me enough to snuggle in my bed w/me and the dog and not feel the need to clarify who farted.
Unknown
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held
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You cold, cold heart!
Great Expectations
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If you are cold - youll warm somehow, if you are hungry - youll eat something, but if you feel cold in your heart and your soul - then it is terrible.
Celuvka Za Leka Nosht
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Just asked my fiance to dance with me as if it were our first dance. Then he farted and I had to leave the room. Ain't love grand?
Danielle Fishel
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Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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I hate being cold and I hate being wet and around 80% percent of this film I was cold and another 60% I was cold and wet, so it wasn't the best shoot for me.
Morris Chestnut
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You have been deceived by your own cold heart - a curse upon your house and all within it.
Beauty And The Beast
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It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets...
Unknown
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It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.
Red Smith
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It's so cold I can barely stand the four minutes I'm outdoors every day.
Unknown
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I seriously think its time for you to move on and stop this broken-heart stuff.
Out Cold
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A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well.
Unknown
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It's so cold I can barely stand the four minutes I'm outdoors every day.
Unknown
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He aint coming back. You must know that in your heart. Look at me. Im not nothing.
Cold Mountain
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