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Kevin Hart The Way My Account Is Quotes & Sayings
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Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the bowl. GET OUT THE BOWL!
Kevin Hart
333 Likes
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Don't ever eat a hot sausage for breakfast, don't ask me why damn it, just make sure u never do it!
Kevin Hart
109 Likes
How do people shit on themselves when they are sleeping? That's some nasty shit....like what kinda sick dream were you having that caused that.
Kevin Hart
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The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.
Kevin Hart
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So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anything.
Kevin Hart
182 Likes
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The top of my mouth is hot...hot pockets!
Kevin Hart
183 Likes
If you think I give a damn about you b!@$%. You got another thing comin. And let me tell you 1 more thing b!@$%
Kevin Hart
123 Likes
I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.
Kevin Hart
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No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Kevin Hart
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Get off Facebook while in church.
Kevin Hart
184 Likes
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Well, you somebody's ni..., wearin this ni... tie.
Kevin Hart
70 Likes
One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That's how you know it didn't go as you planned.
Kevin Hart
298 Likes
I'd come from the bottom of the barrel. Just Owen Hart getting out of the shadow of Bret Hart's little brother. Everyone figured, this is a joke, Owen's going to get squashed.
Owen Hart
13 Likes
The United States as usual has a sizable deficit in the current account of its balance of payments, trade account and other current accounts, current account items.
Robert C Solomon
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I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
Kevin Hart
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Ladies if you have 2 suck in your stomach while wearing a T-shirt chances are that T-shirt might not be ur size...Tubby Tubby.
Kevin Hart
170 Likes
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Kevin Hart
101 Likes
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you baby.. Second week: Together forever.. Third week: Single..
Kevin Hart
572 Likes
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When I came into the WWF, the first thing I really didn't want to have was being Bret Hart's little brother.
Owen Hart
10 Likes
I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me 4 some $ so I gave him $5..this bi... had the nerve 2 say "WTF am I suppose 2 do wit this" I then said "Get sumthin 2 eat" he then said "I don't want 2 eat no fu..ing fast food shit, that shit will have me shitting on the streets"
Kevin Hart
228 Likes
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