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License Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "License Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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So the competition isn't once you got the license, running the station; it's getting the license.
Robert McChesney
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A marriage license should not be viewed as a license for a husband to forcibly .... his wife with impunity.
Sol Wachtler
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When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.
Eydie Gorme
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James Bond has a license to kill, rockstars have a license to be outrageous. Rock is about grabbing people's attention.
Gene Simmons
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Every place in the country you should get a license that shows you know how to safely store it, keep it away from your children or grandchildren. You should have to license it so the police can trace it if it's used in a crime.
Michael D Barnes
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Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What will you have, sir?' And I said, 'A glass of hemlock.'
Ernest Hemingway
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I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio.
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Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
Unknown
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American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at driver's license age than at voting age.
Marshall McLuhan
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Yes... well, I used to have a pilot's license.
Will Wright
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Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like.
Bertrand Russell
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When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near.
Will Durant
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It's too much of a tease having your permit! I just want my license.
Kylie Jenner
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You have to take some dramatic license just to make it entertaining sometimes.
Chi McBride
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'I look real good in my drivers license pic.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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Once I got my driver's license everybody treated me like I was an adult.
Candace Cameron
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The fact that it's science fiction gives you the license to do anything you want to do.
Lindsay Wagner
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I suppose Roger had the license to do anything that fitted the venue.
Neil Innes
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When I was old enough to ride a motorcycle and got my license, I bought a '69 Sportster.
Chuck Zito
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