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Life Should End In An Orgasm Quotes & Sayings
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.
George Carlin
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The modern meaning of life's end-when does it end? How does it end? How should it end? What is the value of life? How do we measure it?
Don DeLillo
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An orgasm is just a reflex, like a sneeze.
Ruth Westheimer
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s.. can still be great, even without an orgasm.
Charlotte York
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s.. can still be great, even without an orgasm.
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Orgasm: the genitals sneezing.
Mason Cooley
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s.. can still be great without an orgasm.
Charlotte York
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s.. can still be great without an orgasm.
Charlotte York
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The orgasm is simply when the body does take over.
Betty Dodson
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When you are born, the only guarantee is that life will end one day. Every beginning has an end. But every end also contains the seeds of a new and better beginning. So, fear not for what is inevitable.
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When someone walks away from you, it's not the end of your story... it's the end of their part in your life.
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you may not always end up where you thought you were going, but you'll always end up where you meant to be....
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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
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When you are sinlge you never have to ask for permission to orgasm.
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It's amazing the attitude adjustment the right orgasm can bring.
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Everyone should live to be 92 years old, have an orgasm and drop dead.
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My definition of insanity is doing you over and over again and expecting to have an orgasm.
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An orgasm a day keeps the stress away...
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When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.
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The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
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