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Local Sperm Bank Quotes & Sayings
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
Rita Rudner
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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The capacity of the commonwealth government created under the local constitution to exercise governmental powers in local affairs is like that of local government in the states of the union in regard to non-federal affairs at the local level.
Dick Thornburgh
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Local television and local TV news isn't telling the voters about local candidates.
Reed Hundt
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Our issue is local control, local government by local elected people.
John Wall
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The serious problems facing the world today will never be solved until women are able to use their full potential on behalf of themselves, their families, and their global and local communities, as the World Bank and others have discovered.
Jenny Shipley
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If there was a payment to the bank due, and we needed sho.., she'd get the sho.., and then deal with them guys at the bank. I don't mean she wouldn't pay the bank, but the children always came first.
Larry Bird
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I went to the local schools, the local state primary school, and then to the local grammar school. A secondary school, which technically was an independent school, it was not part of the state educational system.
John Hume
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Happy Friday! What will you do today to support your local economy? Support a local independent business and shop local.
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Well, in pharmacology, if the effect is local, it's of course absolutely awkward to use it in any other way than as a local treatment.
Arvid Carlsson
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You know, my children go to a local, local catholic school just down the road.
John Deacon
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The Red Sox are the local scapegoats. It's hard enough to play baseball without being the local scapegoat too.
Michael Lewis
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Local color has a fatal tendency to remain local; but it is also true that the universal often borders on the void.
Hervey Allen
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If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
Jean Paul Getty
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It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.
Bertolt Brecht
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My bank must think I'm a gymnast because my balance is so outstanding.
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I do remember that I was very relieved that I did not have to go into a bank with them. I had, as you recall, I had already been brought into a bank before and it was better to be sitting outside.
Patty Hearst
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