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Man And Woman Pregnancy Quotes & Sayings
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling, and worry is what makes her mom.
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Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.
Robert Anton Wilson
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Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here I come!'
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Man is the one who desires, woman the one who is desired. This is woman's entire but decisive advantage. Through man's passions, nature has given man into woman's hands, and the woman who does not know how to make him her subject, her slave, her toy, and how to betray him with a smile in the end is not wise.
Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch
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The man is not of the woman, but the woman of the man; neither was the man created for the woman, but the woman for a man
Bertrand Russell
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If you're man enough to knock her up...then, you better be man enough to support the child...
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A reading man and woman is a ready man and woman, but a writing man and woman is exact.
Marcus Garvey
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I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
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Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.
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Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'
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Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
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Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
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Sorry your freshman 15 turned out to be an unwanted pregnancy.
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
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I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.
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I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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A woman would be much better off if she could distinguish the difference between a man who flatters her and a man who compliments her, a man who spends money on her and a man who invests in her, a man who views her as property and a man who views her properly, a man who lusts after her and a man who loves her, a man who believes he is Gos's gift to women and a man who remembers a woman is God's gift to man. Know your worth for you are God's jewel.
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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