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Man Buying Condoms Says Quotes & Sayings
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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'Condoms are cheaper than diapers,' you know what's cheaper than condoms? Being unattractive, score one for me!
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Buying an iPhone is like a gateway drug to buying more of apples products...you just cant get enough...
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In spite of all this noise, customers are still definitely buying in North America, and they're really, really buying internationally.
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Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it.
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A 30-year mortgage at Michaels age essentially means that hes buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldnt hear the other dead people.
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Just saw an old man buying flowers and a balloon that says 'Happy sweetest day' adorable...hope.
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Anybody who plays the stock market not as an insider is like a man buying cows in the moonlight.
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Whether I'm doing music or I'm walking down the street or I'm in a record store buying a record or I walk into a comic store and I'm buying comics or having a drink with my friends, it's the same me.
Glenn Danzig
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Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
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American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a proper education can make magazine copy for ribbed condoms sound like the Magna goddam Carta), but it has its own scruffy charm
Stephen King
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Y'all ain't nothin' but cheap condoms.
Tyga
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To get anybody to buy from you requires three things: rapport, logic and emotion. Rapport means that the buyer trusts you. Logic means that buying makes sense. Emotion means that buying feels good. Use all three tools.
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They tried to take my swag, I got condoms in my condominium. What you know about that, I'm balling like leukemia.
2 Chainz
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I think a gentleman is someone who holds the comfort of other people above their own. The instinct to do that is inside every good man, I believe. The rules about opening doors and buying dinner and all of that other 'gentleman' stuff is a chess game, especially these days.
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Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler
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Still rocking Louis Vuitton condoms, cause I'm so fu..in in style.
Big Sean
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Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes.
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iPhone covers are like condoms; you don't want to, but you kind of have to.
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Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around.
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