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Masters Degree Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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Confidence is the foundation for all business relations. The degree of confidence a man has in others, and the degree of confidence others have in him, determines a man's standing in the commercial and industrial world.
William J H Boetcker
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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Really, the potential for, first of all, any college graduate today is enormously good. These are good times for anyone with a college degree today, particularly African Americans. With a college degree today, you really breach the unemployment rate.
Alexis Herman
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I want to get my Masters in business.
RJ Mitte
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We cannot all be masters
William Shakespeare
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Ideals are the worlds masters.
J G Holland
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What we want is to become masters in our own house.
Michael Ignatieff
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What worries you, masters you.
John Locke
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The Masters is going to be an awesome challenge.
Nigel Mansell
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We are servants rather than masters in mathematics.
Charles Hermite
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George Lucas definitely has a right to be trippin' on me because the sound at the beginning of my album does sound like his shit. Actually we got the idea from him. And it's like, any-fu..ing-body can hear that. So he definitely has a legitimate argument and I can't argue that. That's why I'm payin' him the money that he wants. Am I Player-Hatin' on Napster? Um, no. No. I would have no reason to even speak on Napster if they wasn't fu..in' with my music. I'm one of the few individuals in this business that owns his Masters. My Masters come back to me after a certain period of time. And this is something that my kids are gonna be able to eat on in the future, Period.. Napster is just a new high-tech way of Bootlegging, Period! That's all it is and fu.. that! A lotta people involved with Napster are talking about music should be free. Well how the fu.. are we supposed to make it? It costs to make it! Straight up, this is my job! I bet you there's nobody at Napster that's workin' for free
Dr Dre
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It is a very difficult job, being the servant of two masters.
Allison Janney
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I also held several masters running titles.
Frank Shorter
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To my mind the old masters are not art; their value is in their scarcity.
Thomas A Edison
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I think actors become jacks-of-all-trades and masters of none.
Josh Lucas
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I'm nervous when I play in the Masters or most other tournaments.
Bernhard Langer
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All women's issues are to some degree men's issues and all men's issues are to some degree women's issues because when either s.. wins unilaterally both s..es lose.
Warren Farrell
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