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A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"
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Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
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I bought a pack of gum...I don't need a 3ft receipt.
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For those men who, sooner or later, are lucky enough to break away from the pack, the most intoxicating moment comes when they cease being bodies in other men's command and find that they control their own time, when they learn their own voice and authority.
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If you think you're It riding ahead of the pack, look back to see if the pack's still there.
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For these men, s.. is about power and identity and self worth and status. Women exist to reward men with pu...; we have no right to deny worthy men our bodies. We're barely human, and need men to awaken our s..uality.
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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'
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Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
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I would rather date a guy who's cute, can make me laugh, and has a nice personality than a guy who's popular, and just has a nice six pack.
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So they got Rhiannon. Never under estimate the power of extremists like Marianne. They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. And the whack pack just gets bigger and bigger. But at least they have a pack. I was used to being by myself, but I have never felt more alone. -Olive Penderghast
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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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Back in the Rat Pack days, we'd take Frank's plane and sit dead center, because of Nancy. We'd watch the Rat Pack in the center ring and you couldn't ask for a better thing.
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You're lesbian? You're not attracted to men...but you're dating girls that looks like men. That makes complete sense!
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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