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Messed Up Status Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Messed Up Status" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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It's bad enough to steal you fb status but when they do and they get more likes then you that's just messed up.
Mario Tomasello
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What was most important to me at the Olympics was going out there and performing my best. When I messed up the first jump combination, which was my big move, it hit me that I messed up the program of my life.
Debi Thomas
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.
Afroman
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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Sometimes it just seems like I messed it all up by loving you so much.
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It messed me up, need a second to breathe.
Adam Lambert
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I'm not one to be messed with. I can be bad when it needs to happen.
Sarah Shahi
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Vision messed up cause I'm drinking the lean
Juicy J
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Any time anything good happens to me I'm always paranoid that it's gonna get messed up because nothing ever goes my way.
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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Mitch Hedberg
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bi...es be messed up for life after being hurt too many times.
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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At the beginning, it was me, Run and D, but D's voice is messed up.
Jam Master Jay
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