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Mexico Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Mexico Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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The Aztecs believe they started up in what's now New Mexico, and wandered for 10,000 years before they got down into where they are now, in Mexico City. That's a weird legend.
Jerry Pournelle
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It had been almost 30 years since the LPGA has played in Mexico. We are definitely looking forward to playing there next year and also coming back to play in Mexico in a month or so.
Natalie Gulbis
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In Mexico you have death very close. That's true for all human beings because it's a part of life, but in Mexico, death can be found in many things.
Gael Garcia Bernal
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More than one-third of Mexicans in the United States own property in Mexico, nearly 80 percent send money home and 25 percent have a spouse in Mexico. Assimilation and becoming an American citizen are not the objective for many of them.
John Shadegg
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A true friend is somebody who you call at 3 a.m. and say "I'm in a prison in Mexico" and he replies "No worries, I'll be there in seconds."
Unknown
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Oh, the Irish were building the railroads down through Mexico, through Chihuahua. They finished the railroads when they finished out in the West Coast, and they went down and put the trains into Mexico.
Anthony Quinn
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But last year there were 540,000 people, roughly, detained coming across the border illegally. Forty-five thousand of them came from countries other than Mexico, demonstrating the fact that Mexico itself now is a pathway into the United States for people all around the world, and we don't know what their intentions are.
John Cornyn
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For, behind the scenes, halfway around the world in Mexico, were two decades of aggressive research on wheat that not only enabled Mexico to become self-sufficient with respect to wheat production but also paved the way to rapid increase in its production in other countries.
Norman Borlaug
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In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
Len Deighton
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In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.
Len Deighton
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I recall all of them nights down in Mexico.
Emmylou Harris
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Mexico is only a memory of childhood safety.
Sandra Cisneros
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My life would be in danger if I return to Mexico.
Gloria Trevi
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I'd love to make another film in Mexico.
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I was taken in by the bravado and the sounds of Mexico... not so much the music, but the spirit.
Herb Alpert
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Mexico was conquered more by manipulation of myth and archetype.
Norman Spinrad
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I attended less than two years of Conservatory in Mexico City.
Placido Domingo
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I not a heart-breaka I am a love maka. Im not from Mexico I am from Jamaica.
Elephant Man
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Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!
South Park
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