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Mexico Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo
South Park
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When I was a teenager there was no video in my country. Betamax came to Mexico very slowly.
Guillermo Del Toro
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I think it's very important that the United States keeps out of the local electoral process in Mexico.
Vicente Fox
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During the Tertiary period the whole valley of Mexico was one great lake.
Edward Burnett Tylor
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Congress would exclude slavery from any territory that in the future might be acquired from Mexico.
David Wilmot
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Who today is willing to say that Texas and California and the remainder of the Southwest would be better off if they were governed by Mexico?
Stephen Ambrose
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I've never seen oil slicks covering such a large area in the Gulf of Mexico.
John Amos
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Yeah, I'd be happy to go back to Mexico or Japan to make another film.
Alex Cox
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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There are a few Chinese smuggled in over the borders of British Columbia on the north and Mexico on the south.
Denis Kearney
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The most that somebody in Mexico City will get paid for a job in construction is 100 pesos a day.
Alma Guillermoprieto
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I met a sheik from Mozambique who led me to the Congo. He dreamed to go to Mexico and sample a burrito.
ZZ Top
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Fences would be a hindrance to terrorists should they decide to come across a land border between the U.S. and Mexico and to California.
Duncan Hunter
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Taking it as a whole, Mexico is a grand city, and, as Cortes truly said, its situation is marvellous.
Edward Burnett Tylor
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I was lucky that audiences in Mexico liked my work. I was even luckier when I got to do movies and plays with my brothers.
Demian Bichir
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But, I've made films in Japan, in Yugoslavia, all over Europe, all over the United States, Mexico, but not Hollywood.
Sydney Pollack
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Dedicate this for the ladies Mexico, the Westside Eastside, New York London. How could I forget about Jamaica?
Elephant Man
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Mexico and the U.S. are bound not only because of the common border, but by a shared culture and history.
Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador
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Look at Mexico. We need to make that government better and end the corruption. If people have a better life in their country, they won't come over here.
Tony Garza
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