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Michael Blackson Funnykson Funnyson Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Michael Taylor is not being executed for homicide. Michael Taylor is being executed for raping a white female.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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It's just something that washes over you. It's a day by day process. It hasn't even really struck me yet. People talk about Michael Clarke Duncan and the Oscar. That's just weird to me. To me, I just hope that I'm not in some hospital somewhere, in a coma, and somebody's gonna say, man, you were in a coma for six months and I'll be like 'No! I was in the Green Mile!'
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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I don't care about being a pocket passer. I don't care what people say about me. I'm trying to be Michael Vick, the quarterback that God made me to be, and that's it.
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The people who are afraid of me, I wonder why, if they have a reason for it. People generally just express their enthusiasm about the show, the character. They want to make sure it's coming back. That's always really encouraging. But if there's any nuance beyond that, it's usually that they express a sense of maybe guilt over their affection for the character or that it does create in them a sense of 'Oh boy, I find myself identifying with your character and that makes me feel kind of funny. But I really like him.' And I think that's great. That's what the show aspires to do.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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Funny is funny is funny.
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
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Got a light skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson, Got a dark skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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