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Milk Man Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they're my heroes.
Natalie Portman
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
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Animal rights group PETA is urging Ben and Jerry's to replace the milk they use in their ice cream with human breast milk. After which, Ben and Jerry's introduced their new flavor, Chocolate Chip Minkcuz they're not gonna use breast milk.
Seth Meyers
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Stop crying over spilled milk. Im sure there's more milk to fill your glass right back up.
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You can milk a holiday party better than Brett Favre can milk an NFL career.
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There's no use in crying over spilled milk, unless that milk is Yoohoo.
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Hey, look at all this milk. You want some of this milk?
Billy Madison
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I think that by following the route that I have tried to outline, one gets into a much more interesting and productive series of questions than those that result from saying simply that Chinese don't like milk because they don't like milk.
Marvin Harris
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Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
George Orwell
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Ah, the water's as sterile as my milk-man trusting father. -Professor
Futurama
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When a woman gives birth to a child, the child needs to be able to digest the mother's milk; but when this child is old enough to begin to eat other foods, there is some switching off of this ability to consume milk.
Marvin Harris
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Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
Shmuel Y Agnon
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It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk.
Henry Ward Beecher
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man. I learned the grass is not always greener. I learned that adversitys sweet milk. Thats philosophy, April.
Kenny Powers
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My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night for the Idea Fairy. In the morning, the milk is gone and there's a brand-new shiny idea by the bowl.
Sarah Zettel
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Man at his birth is content with a little milk and a piece of flannel: so we begin, that presently find kingdoms not enough for us
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I'd like to shake the man's hand who first thought about putting chocolate syrup in milk.
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