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Mom Do The Dishes Quotes & Sayings
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My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started to clean up, I said to her, 'Don't bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother's Day, you can always do them tomorrow.'
Joey Adams
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That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink.
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After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fu.. her till I nut in my underwear.
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The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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'I hate discussions of feminism that end up with who does the dishes,' she said. So do I. But at the end, there are always the damned dishes.
Marilyn French
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I think the biggest thing is clean as you go. Wash all your knives, cutting boards, dishes, when you are done cooking, not look at a sink full of dishes after you are done. Cleaning as you go helps keep away cross contamination and you avoid having food borne bacteria.
Cat Cora
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You know, I don't have an allowance. My mom and dad just didn't think that I needed one, and also, they want me to do chores around the house because I want to do them, and not because, 'Oh, you're not gonna get your allowance this week if you don't clean your room!' When my sister and I do the dishes, we pretend we're waiters, and we're like 'Here, we have tacos!' and things like that. We do things to make things fun.
Dakota Fanning
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
Rick Sutter
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Ashley Scott
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I came from a long struggle. I talk real-life music. I lived my shit. I roll with ni...s that lived it, and that's all I can continue to give you is my side of where I come from. The way I feel, I'm a way better artist now, a way better emcee than I was 10 years ago. My energy might have been stronger back then, but now I'm more of a political rapper slash gangsta rapper slash grown-man rapper. I can take it anywhere you want me to take it. When you think about The Chef, always remember I'm gonna serve y'all ni...s dishes. Dishesnot just one or two, but different dishes.
Raekwon
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My mom and I were in New York for the summer and I modeled for Ford. One time, I would not stop talking at the photo shoot so someone there said to my mom 'I think you have her in front of the wrong camera. You should go meet these people'. My mom had no idea what she was getting into and I got my first commercial.
Taylor Momsen
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I want to be a loving mom. I want to be a mom who listens. I want to be a cool mom. I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic.
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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I wasn't a teen mom, but still a young mom, who is struggling with many issues even now. You don't go see me dumping my kid off somewhere
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As a single mom you have to play the roles of both a mother as well as a father. This is the most difficult aspect of being a single mom apart from the financial challenges. You have to pamper your precious children as a mother and also scold them like a father when they go wrong.
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My humanitarian work evolved from being with my family. My mom, my dad, they really set a great example for giving back. My mom was a nurse, my dad was a school teacher. But my mom did a lot of things for geriatrics and elderly people. She would do home visits for free.
Cat Cora
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Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
Jami Gertz
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