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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. no strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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Suggest Revision: One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
 
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Suggest Revision: Wake up then, Call your ex and make up then. What was no strings attached got tangled when. Fun stopped being fun, and feeling tried to finagle in. We had that independent love, you tried to bring a label in.
 
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Suggest Revision: Fucking hoes, no strings attached. So don't ask me why they strung out. I'm like Jordan to you niggas, I might need to stick my tongue out.
 
I use to want a relationship with no strings attached, but then I realized the strings are what holds a real relationship together.
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Suggest Revision: I use to want a relationship with no strings attached, but then I realized the strings are what holds a real relationship together.
 
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Suggest Revision: Shira: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here.
 
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Suggest Revision: Alvin: We don't get to pick who we fall in love with, and it doesn't happen like it should.
 
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Suggest Revision: Emma: Yeah, I stuck it in.
 
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Suggest Revision: Emma: That hole is my bitch!
 
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Suggest Revision: Eli: I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, but I'm not prepared to say we didn't.
 
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Suggest Revision: Lucy: Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time I'm taking that thing away.
 
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