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Old Car Salesman Quotes & Sayings
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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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White people scare the crap out of me. ¦ I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord ¦ never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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It's not a case of 'look at me in my car'; it's more, 'look at the car'. I like the idea of other people enjoying them, because everything has become a bit faceless and nobody likes the motor car any more.
Jay Kay
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You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.
Doris Roberts
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At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return.
Roger Staubach
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What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to the car, the car talk back. Then I step up out the car, watch the car back back.
Rocko
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I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp into the water, and I did go part way, but I stopped. I went again and stopped. I then got out of the car and stood by the car a nervous wreck.
Susan Smith
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Indian car maker Tata motors, has unveiled the world's cheapest car, which sells for 2000 dollars. The Tata is not the world's most attractive car, but they look better when you push two of them together.
Seth Meyers
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I think basically an actor is a salesman.
Paul Lynde
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The car is a character in the piece - I've never liked the car, I submitted to it's objectionable popularity.
Paul M Glaser
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I backed my car into a cop car the other day. Well, he just drove off, sometimes life's okay.
Modest Mouse
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That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...
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Every time I get into a Nationwide car after being in a Cup car, I feel so much more comfortable than I did previously.
Danica Patrick
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It's not rebellion when you're selling out to an out of fashion salesman
Framing Hanley
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The good lawyer is the great salesman.
Janet Reno
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.
Henry Youngman
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When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
Adam Carolla
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We have a product for sale called news, and I'm a salesman.
Shepard Smith
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Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman.
Bela Lugosi
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